Nasty nasty girls and not in the good way! One flat chested black girl smelled like urine and farted when she gave a dance. Place is not for those looking for real women. Stay far away unless you like disease ridden rejects. The Facebook page shows real hotties, the sludge buck toothed meth heads they have on stage should be paying the customers. Beware you may catch something even from a chair.
This place was like a retirement home... And not a nice one. One of the scary abusive ones from Dateline.
One dancer was painfully skinny, with obvious signs of a past or current opiate habit; the other was unattractively pudgy, not in a voluptuous or BBW way, just flabby and out of shape... With teeth straight out of a "Don't Do Meth" ad.
The patrons were all senior citizens. All of em.
This is the only time I have been compelled to give 0 stars. Please please, portland has a big strip club scene..DON'T waste your time with this place. The bar tender is jabba the hut with piercings, the girls are TRAsh, and the place smells like urine. You will regret stepping in here lol maybe if you want american horror story freakshow in real life-GO FOR IT
Rude bar tender. Questionable girls. Place really isn't worth anyone's time.
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Pirate S Cove is a US Bar based in Portland, Oregon. Pirate S Cove is located at 7417 NE Sandy Blvd, Portland, OR 97213, USA.
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